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Sometimes, its best to stop and appreciate the gifts we have before they are gone.

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I do a lil of everything...because I get into way too many things. My avatar Dio tends to hang out w/ game characters cuz she's a crazy shota nut. You're welcome to stay awhile but don't move my furniture. ^^
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=jamesprower:iconjamesprower:
... Damn stupid unwanted emotes ruining my flow...
Mon Jul 6, 2009, 2:38 PM
=jamesprower:iconjamesprower:
Pah. Peons. Whilst you where off being sober, i was drinking near enough every evening last week. Granted i paid the price for being the worlds worst sun=person and crisping quite nicely, but it was more then worth it... lthough my insides may disagree.
Mon Jul 6, 2009, 12:58 PM
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle:
We should rectify this. Dad would prolly let me let you try some of the new stuff.
Fri Jul 3, 2009, 10:09 AM
~Kundaba:iconKundaba:
Quite so :3. Which reminds me...I haven't drunken wine in a long time...for that fact...I haven't gotten drunk in a while either o.O
Thu Jul 2, 2009, 11:35 PM
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle:
Vino de Mocha. *kiss motion off fingers* Tis divine. ^_^
Tue Jun 30, 2009, 10:39 PM
~Kundaba:iconKundaba:
Woo, wine! XD
Tue Jun 30, 2009, 10:22 PM
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle:
I realize that 3 glasses of wine is MY limit @_@
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 9:01 AM
~GuiseDugal:iconGuiseDugal:
hey now, you can't be broad *and* lanky...that's just impossible. Also, there are circus midgets who can put Dez in their pockets, they just need to get rid of the slasher knives first...
Sat Jun 27, 2009, 12:38 AM
=jamesprower:iconjamesprower:
And this is me so very happy i'm not eating Bunny Burgers right now. This is ALSO me being happy that i could probebly fit Dio in my Jacket Pocket due to the fact i am a broad, lanky mandemon.
Fri Jun 26, 2009, 6:49 PM
~Kundaba:iconKundaba:
*scarfs down rest of burger* OH SHI-- *runs*
Fri Jun 26, 2009, 5:02 PM
~GuiseDugal:iconGuiseDugal:
...shit, Kyle, make like Con Air: "put...the bunneh...back...in the bap"
Thu Jun 25, 2009, 11:15 AM
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle:
HELLO BOYS. >D
Wed Jun 24, 2009, 10:39 PM
~GuiseDugal:iconGuiseDugal:
The second trip we got a free week staying at Disneyland, it's amazing what the French can do to the HAPPIEST place on Earth really...and Kyle, she hasn't noticed yet, so nom down fast!
Wed Jun 24, 2009, 9:45 PM
~Kundaba:iconKundaba:
*halfway through scarfing his bunny burger* Oh snap, dio's back! *runs*
Wed Jun 24, 2009, 5:58 PM
=jamesprower:iconjamesprower:
We lucked out. The Eurostar isn't as bad as some people claim it is; we got in reletivly quick. If anything the trip there and back where the best parts of the whole trip. That includes the day out to Disneyland.
Wed Jun 24, 2009, 4:17 PM

When I realized my drugs were digital (when I first started playing games), it was when I touched: (comments appreciated)

34%
11 deviants said SNES, Genesis, Turbografix, Neo-Geo, etc contoller
19%
6 deviants said A handheld like the Gameboy, Gamegear, etc
13%
4 deviants said A Pong, Space Invaders, Frogger, etc joystick/rollerball
9%
3 deviants said An Atari, Colecovison, Intellivision, etc
9%
3 deviants said NES, Sega Master system, Commodore, Atari 7800 controller
9%
3 deviants said N64, Saturn, PS, Jaguar, etc controller
3%
1 deviant said PC mouse n' keyboard
3%
1 deviant said Current Generation consoles/PC
0%
No deviants said PS2, Gamecube, X-Box, Dreamcast controller
19 comments, Previous Polls

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Dio is a crazy nut whom is rumored to have created her name from legendary rocker Ronnie James Dio and Maxwell House Coffee. Her avatar has 2 younger sisters, she has an obvious shota/lolita complex, her attention span is such that a good portion of her work is pencil sketches, CUTE is her natural medium (for better or for worse), music is one of her greatest pleasures next to sleep and video games, drawing is her lifeblood but she remains a jack of all trades and master of none.

Sit a spell. Don't eat the candy.

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Thu Jul 9, 2009, 6:27 PM
A gem from :iconshadowtranier:
Shadowtrainier: wonder what do monkeys think when they're imprisoned in a zoo?
Monkey's mind: Release me, you damn dirty human!

While Dio cleaned her closet:
Naw, keep [the quote file] open, I might say someth--OH MY GOD, A BAG OF GAY.
--upon finding a bag of rainbow confetti, streamers and junk (I'm surprised I didn't see a dead unicorn in there >> )

Also, I would like to report that my spell check kept replacing "jizzed" with "jazzed." Just when you thought talking about ejaculating on men couldn't get gayer...
--Rich, fourfour

From :iconjamesprower: 's desk SPOILER ALERT FOR the film "KNOWING":
Y'Know, this movie was going just fine 'til it got to the Solar Flare bullshit. It got even worse with the Aliens. I was buying this crap until the Aliens. Oh, and how could we forget the Adam and Eve implication? I hope Nicholas Cage can buy that smashing new car he doesn't need and be happy about it 'cus i feel like Hollywood shat on me, then asked me to pay for the shit.
~me after on-and-off watching 'Knowing' which my dad had purchased from an off-DVD salesman in Spain. (I was TRYING to watch Black Sheep, but the volume balance on the portable DVD player is shit)"

Dana Barrett: [possessed by Zuul]: Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?

I'm sorry, but you don't turn down anything for eight cents a pop. Hell, I'd pay eight cents to have people burn me with matches. That's how attractive of a price it is.
--Matt, X-Entertainment

Dio:XD
i love you Kyle
:iconkundaba: : Love you too, in a "I WANNA KILL YA!" sort of way :3

You should know that choking a chicken in the hand is safer than tossing your rocks off in a bush--Ms. Polly, Shin-chan

Chowder: Mung's the bomb! He can do anything!
Mung: Oh that's not true, Chowder. You know I can't raise the dead.
Chowder: You just haven't tried hard enough! 8D

:iconkundaba: : Noooow... I have a question.... what exactly...did you draw? *points to your DA* [link]
Me: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS :iconjamesprower: 's FAULT.
*followed by Kyle's call to the psych ward*
(TRUE STORY, HAPPENED RIGHT AS I WAS MAKING THIS ENTRY XD)

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  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Canonization is for Losers
  • Playing: Brawl, Animal Crossing, Pokemon P/FR, Fusion Fall

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: anywhere but here
  • Interests: Damn near everything...
  • Favourite movie: anything stupid, funny, exciting, and scary and not afraid to be just that
  • Favourite band or musician: anyone on my computer
  • Favourite genre of music: anything on my computer
  • Favourite artist: too many
  • Favourite poet or writer: Wallace Stevens, Dean Koontz, Robert Frost, Nils Peterson, Mark Z. Danielewski, Douglas Adams....
  • Favourite photographer: Miku Hinasaki, and that dude from Earthbound (I wanna drop outta the sky randomly)
  • Favourite style of art: honest work, w/o pretensions
  • Operating System: the ones that don't crash on me
  • MP3 player of choice: laptop
  • Shell of choice: the gas station
  • Wallpaper of choice: anything pretty
  • Skin of choice: I use iTunes? Or am I misunderstanding?
  • Favourite game: NiGHTS into Dreams, Silent Hill, Fatal Frame, Pokemon, Super Smash Bros, Mother, life
  • Favourite gaming platform: whatever the industry throws at me
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny, Tom and Jerry, Daffy Duck
  • Personal Quote: Canonization is for losers
  • Tools of the Trade: Chainsaw. Kittens. Puppies. Fingers.

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~jewishdude:iconjewishdude: 6 days 4 hours ago
hey do you know who jupigare is?

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*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle: 5 days 17 hours ago
Yeah, its Jasmine. Candice and I know her from SJSU.

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Dio: April Fools!
Lex: Its DECEMBER!

Please wife, as a supporting comedic foil I have a good chance of surviving to a sequel. Don't enrage the drunken axeman.

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!!!! *scurries*
=RinkuRyuka12:iconRinkuRyuka12: Jul 6, 2009, 1:52:02 AM
:iconmannyorlyplz::iconwtfgypsyplz::iconwtfflikplz::iconsadgypsyplz:

And thats allll I have to say about that >.>

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† I believe in Jesus Christ my savior †

Omg...best. site. ever.: [link]

My internet sis is =Dantelric

My mate is ~Asmodeussss
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle: 6 days 12 hours ago
*thumbs up* ^__^

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Dio: April Fools!
Lex: Its DECEMBER!

Please wife, as a supporting comedic foil I have a good chance of surviving to a sequel. Don't enrage the drunken axeman.

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!!!! *scurries*
=RinkuRyuka12:iconRinkuRyuka12: Jul 5, 2009, 11:42:31 PM
Gypsy: Get her away from me. Please. ;w;
Make her stop touching my ruff.

Manny: Gaah, fangirls ;///;

Me: :iconimhappyplz:

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† I believe in Jesus Christ my savior †

Omg...best. site. ever.: [link]

My internet sis is =Dantelric

My mate is ~Asmodeussss
=HanaNikko:iconHanaNikko: Jul 4, 2009, 2:04:57 AM
since when did you get make-over account missy?

*suspicion*

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~Interviewer: Well, can you... blow up the world?
Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff. ~
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle: Jul 4, 2009, 9:58:29 AM
If you mean the sub, I've had it since Feburary. XD

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Dio: April Fools!
Lex: Its DECEMBER!

Please wife, as a supporting comedic foil I have a good chance of surviving to a sequel. Don't enrage the drunken axeman.

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!!!! *scurries*
~bluucircles:iconbluucircles: Jul 3, 2009, 8:38:41 AM
Thanks for the fave!

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- "Our wrongs remain unrectified, and our souls won't be exhumed" -
*DioMaxwelle:iconDioMaxwelle: Jul 3, 2009, 9:53:10 AM
^^ Well done outfit. Its adorble!

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Dio: April Fools!
Lex: Its DECEMBER!

Please wife, as a supporting comedic foil I have a good chance of surviving to a sequel. Don't enrage the drunken axeman.

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN! MOVIE SIGN!!!! *scurries*
~bluucircles:iconbluucircles: Jul 3, 2009, 11:53:25 AM
Aww, thank you so much!

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- "Our wrongs remain unrectified, and our souls won't be exhumed" -
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