Who Would You Rather?
Journal Entry: Sun Jun 1, 2008, 12:53 PM
First off: Welcome to the 6 new watchers and the uncounted. ^__^ Its good to see other fans, even if I'm a newbie to the fandom. Its also nice to know that I'm not the only one crazy about certain game franchises and characters.
Myu hu. Lucas is too cute!
Ahem. I was going to put up a dirty joke here involving Red and Blue (PT and Gary, if I have to be ultra, but not technically accurate, specific) and kissing (poke)balls, but I realize that the target audience I'm aiming for is younger than I expected.
So in place of one dirty joke, I present something else of a different color, but equally dirty:
Who Would You Bang in the Brawl Universe
I actually gave this some very severe thought. More severe than a normal person should have. This reasoning is based on the fact that the female cast is automatically ok'd, cuz they're smoking hot.
My answer as to the only guy I'd hit like a damaged smash ball?
Pokemon Trainer AKA Red.
Why:
--Marth is gay. Ike, probably gay. And I just don't like the Fire Emblem characters. Its a preference.
And Marth is gay. lol
--Snake would never be home. He's too busy either doing his job or chasing better looking tail than I. He does have a nicely rendered ass tho.
--Mario, Luigi, Link: They're all technically taken. I don't do plumbers, and though Link is smoking hot, I like to have scintillating conversations, and unless Navi or Midna is there, that's just not happening w/ Link. XD
--Captain Falcon: Too manly for me. XD Seriously. That is too much man for me to take. He's awesome tho. The kinda guy I'd like to go drinking with.
--Captain Olimar: ......no. Moving on.
--Ganondorf: Eh....I don't do sideburns. He's prolly into the rougher stuff anyway. XP
--Wario: ....Just...NO. OH GOD. NO.
--Toon Link: I think its terribly obvious I have a shota complex, but its the eyes. TL's eyes are too damn weird. And his head's shaped funny. Cute, but not bangable material.
--Fox, Falco, Wolf: I don't do furries. Nothing against them, but no.
--I won't even go into who I have left in terms of the animal side. -_-
--Lucas: I....I can't think of my precious Lucas in any sexual way. Its just plain wrong.
--But Ness....is a different story. He's the runner up.
--Why I chose PT over Ness: because PT's hot. A good balance of youthful exuberance, and strong confidence in the way he carries himself. He's pretty damned cute, slightly driven, very sassy.
I would hit that and do super effective damage. Seriously. XD Maybe its the hair, the cap (I like hats), a nice set of palette swaps (and let's face it, Ness has a few pretty bad ones), and the fact that he's got an Ivysaur. Yes, that is every bit as dirty as you think it is. XD
Yeah. THIS is an artist you guys are watching. ^^ I guess that's why they call it Deviant Art. XD
- Mood:
Lust - Listening to: Mei's Theme from Canonization is for Losers
- Reading: Still on X-Entertainment, where are you?
- Watching: Chowder
- Playing: Animal Crossing, SSBBrawl, Pokemon