Who Would You Rather?Myu hu. Lucas is too cute!
Ahem. I was going to put up a dirty joke here involving Red and Blue (PT and Gary, if I have to be ultra, but not technically accurate, specific) and kissing (poke)balls, but I realize that the target audience I'm aiming for is younger than I expected.
So in place of one dirty joke, I present something else of a different color, but equally dirty:
Who Would You Bang in the Brawl Universe
I actually gave this some very severe thought. More severe than a normal person should have. This reasoning is based on the fact that the female cast is automatically ok'd, cuz they're smoking hot.
My answer as to the only guy I'd hit like a damaged smash ball?
Pokemon Trainer AKA Red.
Why:
--Marth is gay. Ike, probably gay. And I just don't like the Fire Emblem characters. Its a preference.
And Marth is gay. lol
--Snake would never be home. He's too busy either doing his job or chasing better looking tail than I. He does have a nicely rendered ass tho.
--Mario, Luigi, Link: They're all technically taken. I don't do plumbers, and though Link is smoking hot, I like to have scintillating conversations, and unless Navi or Midna is there, that's just not happening w/ Link. XD
--Captain Falcon: Too manly for me. XD Seriously. That is too much man for me to take. He's awesome tho. The kinda guy I'd like to go drinking with.
--Captain Olimar: ......no. Moving on.
--Ganondorf: Eh....I don't do sideburns. He's prolly into the rougher stuff anyway. XP
--Wario: ....Just...NO. OH GOD. NO.
--Toon Link: I think its terribly obvious I have a shota complex, but its the eyes. TL's eyes are too damn weird. And his head's shaped funny. Cute, but not bangable material.
--Fox, Falco, Wolf: I don't do furries. Nothing against them, but no.
--I won't even go into who I have left in terms of the animal side. -_-
--Lucas: I....I can't think of my precious Lucas in any sexual way. Its just plain wrong.
--But Ness....is a different story. He's the runner up.
--Why I chose PT over Ness: because PT's hot. A good balance of youthful exuberance, and strong confidence in the way he carries himself. He's pretty damned cute, slightly driven, very sassy.
I would hit that and do super effective damage. Seriously. XD Maybe its the hair, the cap (I like hats), a nice set of palette swaps (and let's face it, Ness has a few pretty bad ones), and the fact that he's got an Ivysaur. Yes, that is every bit as dirty as you think it is. XD
Yeah. THIS is an artist you guys are watching. ^^ I guess that's why they call it Deviant Art. XD
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I'd probably do Ike, because his sexy, sexy ... sword XD
I Would do Pit, but as you said, he's probably gay, and he looks to young for me.
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so my choice?............Link~
although the age might be a bit of a problem
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Red is damnably cute and could so be a total hottie. I think Blue (Gen III, FireRed/LeafGreen) is a lot more the smexy though.
I'm pretty sure Pit would swing both ways. As long as the wine flowed and togas dropped he'd have himself a flutter for sure.
I'd go Samus or Zelda before Peach, that's certain.
That said, Samus would have me, cuz...yeah. ^^ I'll betcha she breast hugs that pikachu....lucky rat.
As for Pit...good point on the bisexuality. I assume he's got a baby face, but is still older than us tho. Comes w/ divinity I suppose.
And Blue....he's the sex. Honestly. ^^
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1) At least in SSBB, she looks and acts half-stoned the duration.
2) You've both gone down, now you are in a slow grind against one another, you're nearing the pinancle...then a reptilian hand reaches in, grabs her by the hair and kidnaps her. Every damn time. You're left wishing you'd bought Zelda that extra drink.
Agree to disagree, and agree that Samus is too hot for words, kay? ^^
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I guess I'm not one to talk, though. I'd do Pit except that I'd probably burst into flames the minute I came into contact with him. "It burns when I pee" would not even begin to describe that kinda fiasco.
Zelda... yeah, she's a hottie (XD) but she's a princess. You have to do so much work to get into her bed. You have to woo her, then wine and dine her, then rescue her from evil warlords... so much work.
Samus? Yes.
Snake? Only if he wears that sexy, sexy box.
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